Thursday, August 28, 2008

The Sex Files

SCULLY: This man...looks like he was pulled inside-out through his bellybutton. Mulder, what on earth could have done something like this?

MULDER: Scully, to be frank with you, I don't care a whole lot about that right now. In fact, there's one thing on my mind: *BLEEP*

SCULLY: What?

MULDER: You heard what I said: *BLEEP*. A nice hard *BLEEP* would sure help me relax right now. Just a quick *BLEEP* in the *BLEEP* *BLEEP* and a *BLEEP* and finish it off with a *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEEEEEEP*

DIRECTOR: Cut!

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