Monday, August 25, 2008

But Will He Be a Stool Pigeon?

Here's a pet care tip from me to you. Whenever your dog tears up your sofa, or your cat brings home a small, dismembered corpse that once might have been a mouse, take a deep breath and remind yourself that at least your pets aren't dealing hard drugs.

My personal favorite part of the story: " The bird has been taken into custody while an investigation is carried out." By which they mean...they put him in a birdcage? There's no other way I can figure it.

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