Friday, August 22, 2008

I'll Wait for the Coaches' Poll

U.S. News & World Report has just released their new and improved list of the TOP 25 UNIVERSITIES IN AMERICA. You know that this is a SERIOUS, OFFICIAL LIST because they USE A LOT OF NUMBERS IN THEIR CALCULATIONS and have a BIG COMPLEX ALGORITHM that IS TOTALLY NOT COMPLETE NONSENSE.

Once again, the top three are Harvard, Yale, and Princeton. This is a huge shakeup from last year, when the top three were Yale, Princeton, and Harvard. And that was a total revolution from the year before, when it went Princeton, Harvard, and Yale. I ask: what would it take to knock one of those three out of the top spot?

Also, if you go to a public school: sucks for you! Yes, you might have thought you were getting a quality education at a good price. Ha ha, you thought wrong! Unless you pay $50,000 a year, you might as well have attended college at the North Wyoming Institute for the Legally Moronic.

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