Friday, August 29, 2008

Dead, in the Water

And while we're on the subject of bad lessons: I think the moral of this story is to never, ever drink water. Sure, this woman suffered from an uncontrollable compulsion to drink huge amounts of water, something that very few of us suffer from. But how do we know when enough is enough? What if that glass of water you hold in your hand right now is the fatal cup, the one that'll push you over the edge?

All I know is that I'm sticking with Gatorade from now on. They're bound to roll out a "Water-Flavored" Gatorade pretty soon anyway.

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