Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Take Me Home, Country Roads

Hillary looks to have won a thumpin' victory in the West Virginia primary. It seems she succeeded in appealing to the "moonshine moms" who make up a key voter demographic in the Mountaineer State. I would try to provide some analysis, but its late and I'm tired. So all you get is this lame joke.

The Troof Is Out There

Happy news for all you British UFOlogists out there (you know who you are): the British government has declassified nearly a decade worth of files related to UFO sightings. Among them is this gem:

One man explained in great detail his "physical and psychic contact" with green aliens since he was a child.

The writer said that one of them, called Algar, was killed in 1981 by another race of beings as he was about to make contact with the UK government.


Bummer, man.

Return to Wackypedia

I have returned! Sorry for the prolonged absence, but...hmm. I was just going to explain my absence, but that would imply that I have readers who cared about me, which would imply that I have readers period. So let's skip the explanations and get straight back to the WACKYNESS! Woo hoo hoo!

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That took a lot out of me. This blogging business is harder that I remembered.