Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Quoth the Raven "Blitz! Blitz! Blitz!"

The Baltimore Ravens, not satisfied with their costumed mascots, are now training a pair of ravens to fly around the stadium on game day. The trainer is also trying to teach the ravens to squawk "Go, Ravens!" If he can get them to learn a few football terms, maybe the ravens can do double duty as offensive and defensive coordinators.

But the whole scheme makes me a little uneasy. After all, the Carolina Panthers tried the same thing a few years ago. And it seemed cool at first, but they had to put a stop to it after all those maulings.

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