Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Restau-rat

Welcome to Cambodia Gardens Restaurant!

We regret to inform you that we will no longer be serving our traditional, delicious Cambodian dishes. However, we are mildly pleased to present you with a new, updated menu:

SWEET & SOUR RAT: Small chunks of rat, deep fried and served with the chef's secret sweet & sour sauce

SPICY BROWN RAT: Brown rat in brown sauce! How could it be browner?

SPECIAL FAMILY DISH: RAT, CHICKEN, LAMB, PORK: Now with 100% chicken, lamb, and pork and 100% more rat

NEW! TUESDAY' IS BRING YOUR OWN RAT NIGHT!

We thank you for your patronage and hope to see you again, although to be frank, we really don't expect to.

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