Friday, August 15, 2008

Scenes from a Texas Classroom

Teacher: Jimmy, where's your homework.

Jimmy: I...uh...I left it at home.

Teacher: Really?

Jimmy: Yeah. Yeah, just like yesterday. I left it at home.

Teacher: Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. What a fool you must take me for.

Jimmy: I...

Teacher: ENOUGH! I've grown weary of your lying, your deception, your feeble attempts at pulling the wool over my eyes. Your story ends here, Jimmy.

Jimmy: But I...

Teacher: (Shoots him)

Teacher: Let that be a lesson to all of you! For there is a new order in the classroom. And the law shall be enforced with blood and iron!

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