Why So Serious?

I've never had my mug shot taken. I understand, though, that it's pretty difficult to produce a "good" mug shot (source: common sense). But fear not, reader. No matter how bad your mug shot might be, it will never be as utterly humiliating as this kid's. Well, at least he wasn't dressed up as the Penguin--or, God forbid, the Riddler.