"Steve, you imbecile! Didn't you get the memo? We stopped putting screws in our apple pie back in 2007!"
In all seriousness--more precisely, in as much seriousness as the case of the screwed pie deserves--doesn't this seem a bit fishy (I'm going to avoid to obvious pun for once) to you? I'd like to see some statistics on how many of these "weird foreign objects in my fast food!" stories turn out to phony.
Then, I'd like to see the guy who collected those statistics. I imagined he would have some pretty crazy stories to tell. "Yeah, I remember that time some lady claimed she found a human spleen in her Dixie Cup..."
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