A Texas prisoner found a novel way to combine his two loves, dieting and escaping from prison. He lost weight until he was skinny enough to slip out of through an air vent. Now there's a business idea: the "Escape from a Hellhole of Boredom and Male Rape Diet." It would kick Atkins's ass!
The story also notes that the Texas Rangers were called out to join the hunt. What, when they're only third in the AL West?
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