A disgruntled climate change activist made headlines today when he tried to super-glue himself to British PM Gordon Brown. He failed, which was too bad, because if only he had succeeded, climate change would have been history!
Please, God, let this trend catch on in America. I look forward to presidential press conferences being enlivened by the sight of dozens of glue-covered protesters being beaten back by secret service agents like zombies in a cheap horror film.
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