Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Shhh...It's a Secret!

John McCain, you tricky devil! Are you planning to announce your VP tomorrow? The fellow who posted this speculates that, because he's stopping in Ohio, McCain might be planning to pick one of a pair of buckeyes: Rob Portman or John Kasich.

I say: good show, John! You've obviously considered your candidacy and decided what you really need is an obscure middle-aged white guy! That'll give you a shot in the arm for sure! The Dems won't know what him 'em when John Kasich comes a-knockin' on their door!

Maybe I'm being unfair. Maybe Rob Portman will turn out to be the most thrilling VP pick since Jack Kemp. But...I doubt it.

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