Well, I'm off the fire up the old SUV, crank up on the air conditioning, and basically do everything I possibly can the warm up this ol' globe of ours. Why am I so heartless, you ask? Well, global warming may be bad and all. But on the other hand: more kittens!
So please, fellow citizens: warm the globe, for the sake of all of us. We may be hotter, true, but if we each have a kitten to cuddle then things will turn out OK in the end.
PS. We would also kill off the polar bears, and you're well aware of my stance on them.
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