Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Touched by an Angel

I've got to give this guy credit for originality. After being arrested for making a bomb threat, a Wisconsin man claimed, and I quote, "'angelic beings' told him to start a war against his own government." In fact, I'd like to quote that again, it's just so absurd: "'angelic beings' told him to start a war against his own government."

I have to admit, the ambition of these angelic beings is heartening. When most people hear voices in their heads, they're just told to do little, piddling things like killing their boss or robbing a bank. But these voices want to bring down the whole government! A+ for effort, angels, though I'm going to have to dock you a few points on the flubbed execution.

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