Thursday, July 31, 2008

Next:: Scientists Create a Chill Pill

Oh, this is just ridiculous. Scientists say they might have discovered a pill which will burn fat, thus making exercise irrelevant.

Absurd! As someone who exercises regularly, I can tell you that nothing will ever replace a good, old-fashioned 5-mile run. The smell of the grass early in the morning...the soft breeze...the salty sting of sweat...the ominous popping noise my right knee makes whenever I run too fast...the unbelievable stabbing pain in my lung every time I try to breathe...

You know what? Screw exercise. Sign me up for the pill.

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