Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The War Continues

...I'm referring, of course, to the never-ending war between man and animal. The animals have struck again: a hippo at the Denver zoo bit a zookeeper on the hand, leaving a nasty gash. Already, the animal apologists at the zoo have begun to make excuses, saying things like "For all we know, Mahali thought he had an apple in his mouth, and he loves apples."

I got news for you pal. As far as Mahali is concerned, we're all just giant apples ripe for the devouring. Beware!

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