Hmmm...now they say your granite countertops might be puffing out little wisps of radioactive gas. When you combine that with all the news about cell phones causing cancer, I predict that by the year 2050 we'll all be reduced to living inside sterile plastic bubbles. Until, of course, we discover sterile plastic bubbles raise your risk of spleenular cancer by 2%.
On the plus side: with all these radiation-emitting things lying around, can it be long before we see our first superhero mutant?
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