Friday, July 25, 2008

The Florida Files

The scene: Florida. The actors: a man, a woman, and a fox.

Scene 1: Fox attacks woman
Scene 2: This being Florida, man immediately goes for gun
Scene 3: Man goes nuts with gun, pumping seven rounds into the fox and fragging his wife in the process.


The lesson: I know one woman who's going to be getting a hell of a good gift for her wedding anniversary this year.

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