Tuesday, March 17, 2009

With No Apologies to Bob Dylan

(To be sung to the tune of "Like a Rolling Stone")

Once upon a time, you smelled so fine
Scented like cherries and like limes
Weren't you?

People call, complainin' doll
You thought they was all
Kiddin you!

You used to sniff around
Buy potpourri by the pound
Now you don't smell so great
And you don't hesitate
To tell your neighbors to shut up and deeeealllll...

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