Pole-y Moley!

From the medical files of St. Epistaxis Hospital
Dr. Andrew Philtrum, attending

Patient was admitted at 10:06 AM complaining of dizziness, blurred vision, and feeling as if he had a giant metal pole through his chest. Recommended that patient rest and drink more fluids; patient was discharged at 10:53 AM.

Patient returned next day at 2:25 PM, further complaining about pain in his chest. Further examination revealed that patient did, in fact, have a giant metal pole through his chest. Recommended that patient have pole removed; patient was discharged at 2:41 PM.