Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The Fish Are Really Biting Today

Science is so disappointing. When I read about something called the "Dracula fish," I expect something very specific: namely, some kind of horrific werefish that sleeps during the day, only to emerge from its slimy lair every evening to feast upon the warm blood of the living.

Instead I get this. I admit the fangs are pretty cool. But it's hardly the sort of thing to strike terror into the villagers. Heck, I doubt it strikes terror into the other fish.

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