Scientific Name: Phoca artificialis
Common Name: Toy Seal
Size: 1'-2'
Characteristics: The Toy Seal is noted for its mottled gray-and-white coloration and its abnormally large flippers. It is also notable for being a toy made completely out of rubber, plastic, or other synthetic materials.
Habitat: Can be found wherever environmentalists and hippies congregate; this can include Greenpeace Offices, college campuses, and anti-seal hunting marches.
Diet: Feeds on a steady supply of moral outrage and indignation.
Enemies: The Toy Seal has only one known enemy--the dreaded Canadian bus driver with a stick.
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