"Hi folks, this is Dan 'Deal Crazy' Dyrzberzski, of Crazy Dan's Deal Crazy auto lot at 55th and Jones Street! I know what you're thinking--Dan, when did you get out of the institution?
"But that's not important right now! The important thing for you folks to know is that Crazy Dan's Deal Crazy auto lot at 55th and Jones Street is offering you a once-in-a-lifetime offer! No, better! It's once-in-a-dozen-lifetimes! No, no, wait! It's at least once-in-a-billion-billion-billion lifetimes!
"No time to delay, though, folks, because here at Crazy Dan's Deal Crazy auto lot at 55th and Jones Street, sales are hotter than the woman I left my ex-wife for! Yessirree, these cars are practically flying off the lot!"
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