San Francisco: Dumping 10,000 tons worth of Lucky Charms into the bay
Milwaukee: Electrician Max Unger switches from getting drunk on Pabst to getting drunk on Guinness
Beijing: The local factories make sure to take advantage of the one day when green water is acceptable
New York City: Some sort of parade, apparently
Houston: Failure to wear green now punishable by death, rather than pinching
Belfast: Locals set off a couple car bombs for old times’ sake
Seattle: The traditional “Leprechaun Hurling” contest is going to go on, no matter what Amnesty International might say
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