Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Die, Capitalist Dogs!

ATTENTION, WORKERS AND SOLDIERS OF GLORIOUS SOVIET REPUBLIC!

YOUR BENEFICENT SOVIET FATHERLAND HAS HEARD YOUR PLEAS FOR MORE HUMOR IN YOUR GLORIOUS PROLETARIAN LIVES!

AS SUCH, THE SOVNARKOM HAS ALLOWED FOR THE CREATION OF THE LOLBURO, TO BE DEDICATED TO ENRICHING YOUR ALREADY ENRICHED LIVES WITH MUCH MERRINESS AND HIGH SPIRITS!

BEHOLD, CITIZENS OF OUR MARXIST REPUBLIC! WE PRESENT THE FIRST AND GREATEST CREATION OF THE LOLBURO: ROLCATS!

THOSE WHO DO NOT LAUGH WILL BE SHOT!

THOSE WHO FAIL TO LAUGH MIRTHFULLY ENOUGH WILL BE SENT TO THE GULAG!

THOSE WHO LAUGH A LITTLE TOO HARD WILL ALSO BE SENT TO THE GULAG!

ALL GLORY TO THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC AND TO ROLCATS!

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