Bubbleglum--Combines the crisp, catchy songwriting of bubblegum with the soul-shatteringly depressing lyrics of emo
Crawlspace Rock--When Mom won't move her car out of the garage
Jazz/Rock Fission--Cheaper than fusion, certainly, but much more likely to give off toxic byproducts that will need to be buried beneath ten feet of cement
Prance--Like trance music, only a bit more upbeat
Jewgrass--Ever wanted to hear "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" played by a klezmer band? Have I got a genre for you!
Greggae--Reggae produced by Greg. Pretty straightforward.
Base rock--The polar opposite of acid rock; combining the two will produce a bland style known as "neutral rock"
Bardcore--Combining the ear-crunching dissonance of hardcore with the timeless poetry and prose of William Shakespeare
Please note: If you form a band that plays any of these styles, I get 50%.
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