Monday, August 4, 2008

Unexplored Musical Genres

Bubbleglum--Combines the crisp, catchy songwriting of bubblegum with the soul-shatteringly depressing lyrics of emo

Crawlspace Rock--When Mom won't move her car out of the garage

Jazz/Rock Fission--Cheaper than fusion, certainly, but much more likely to give off toxic byproducts that will need to be buried beneath ten feet of cement

Prance--Like trance music, only a bit more upbeat

Jewgrass--Ever wanted to hear "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" played by a klezmer band? Have I got a genre for you!

Greggae--Reggae produced by Greg. Pretty straightforward.

Base rock--The polar opposite of acid rock; combining the two will produce a bland style known as "neutral rock"

Bardcore--Combining the ear-crunching dissonance of hardcore with the timeless poetry and prose of William Shakespeare

Please note: If you form a band that plays any of these styles, I get 50%.

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