Umen-Your-a-Screwed

Oh, man, this is totally going to mess up my fantasy team this year. Not only was Umenyiora an integral part of my team's defense. I had also picked him as my starting quarterback, running back, tight end, kicker, and as three of my four wide receivers. Some might say I was putting a little too much faith in Umenyiora. I would reply: shut up!