From the Book of Lesser Known Revelations:
"And behold, the angel did open up the twenty-seventh scroll, and did speak thus "HEARKEN CLOSELY, my son, because I see thou art getting fairly sleepy after twenty-six other scrolls, and I do promise thou that we art in the home stretch. And I DID OBEY, though my head did nod and my eyes did flicker, for I reckoned it would be truly impolite to nod off upon the very DAY OF JUDGMENT.
"And the twenty-seventh scroll was opened, and it did read 'The Detroit Lions shall be the only undefeated team in the National Football League.' And my heart became light, for I knew now that the day of reckoning would never come, because such a thing as that can never come to pass."
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