Quick, call the people from "Cold Case"--we might have caught Jack the Ripper! True, he's been dead for about half a century, but please recall that there's no statue of limitations when it comes to murder. The only issue will be extraditing from Australia, where he's supposedly buried.
PS. He's currently mouldering in "Toowong Cemetary," the name of which sounds like the punchline for an obscene, racist joke about the Chinese.
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