I'm already falling out of love with prospective vice president Sarah Palin. Why, you ask? Because how can she protect the people of America from terrorists when she can't even protect the people of her own state from bear attacks?
But I won't give up hope just yet. I'm going to see if anyone at the Republican National Convention addresses this pressing issue. The DNC did a woeful job on the subject; they didn't even have so much as a moment of silence for the many Americans killed by our mortal enemy, the bear.
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