"Welcome to Blinky's, home of the Blinky burger! My name's Jerry and I'll be your server today."
"What're the specials today?"
"Well, today it's French onion soup served with a toasted baguette, prime rib steak served with steak fries, and salmon served with a 9-foot tapeworm."
"Hmm...any way I can get the salmon served without the tapeworm?"
"I'm sorry, sir, but the chef's a bit touchy about that. You can get the tapeworm served alongside either the onion soup or the prime rib, but not vice-versa."
"Oh, heck, you only live once, right? Bring on the tapeworm!"
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