Chad Johnson of the Cincinnati Bengals, a leading contender for the title of "All-Time Greatest Head Case in Sports," has legally changed his name to Chad Javon Ocho Cinco.
If he ever gets tired of the Ocho Cinco moniker--which, given Johnson's track record, should happen within the next few days--I have a few suggestions for new names:
German: Chad Acht Funf
Scientific Notation: Chad 8.5 x 10 to 1st
Binary: Chad 10010101
Glad to be of help, Mr. O.C.!
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