Monday, August 4, 2008

Terrifying Tales of Lethal Salad

People mock me for--among many other reasons--having such simple tastes in food. As a rule, I like my food uncomplicated. That means no mustard on my hot dog, no butter on my waffle, and no mayo on my sandwich. Most of all, it means I like my salads as simple as possible. None of this exotic ingredients crap.

They laughed at me. But my taste in salad might just have saved my life.

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