Wednesday, August 27, 2008

The Hazy Moors of China

From the very, very slim filed labeled "Chinese Human Rights Abuses Committed Against People from Scotland": Chinese cops nearly arrested a Scottish bagpiper after mistaking his pipes for a weapon.

Wait, they arrested a guy playing the bagpipes? Did I say "Human Rights Abuses?" I meant "Services to Humanity."

But in all seriousness, folks, I've got nothing against bagpipes or against people who play the bagpipes. I just don't think those two should ever be allowed to get together.

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