"Congratulations, Mrs. Johnson. It's a cup."
It sounds like one of the lamer episodes of the X-Files: a woman in Mozambique gave birth to three cups. A traditional healer attributed it to witchcraft, which makes sense, as I don't think we can chalk this one of up to the usual processes of sperm fertilizing an egg.
Pretty lazy on the witch doctor's part, though. You can make a woman give birth to anything, and you choose cups? Why not torment her with snakes or scorpions, instead of giving her a free dinette set?
"Oh crap, I gotta curse that Johnson lady today. Oh, crap--I was supposed to do it it at eleven and it's half past already. No time for the anything fancy. Let's see, give birth to chairs...cows...crows...aha! Cups! Now that's the ticket!"
I'd like to conclude by saying "Married...With Cups" would be a fantastic sitcom. I, for one, would pay good money to watch it.
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