Monday, August 11, 2008

Noogies, However, are A-OK

If you're reading my blog and you happen to be a Cincinnati priest who enjoys tickling children, I'd advise you to get your kicks while you can. The Archdiocese has forbidden priests to "kiss, tickle, or wrestle children."

I can see where the kissing and tickling bans come from. But wrestling? I'm a little disappointed, as my new parish priest is a former WWF heel who turned to God. Are you saying I'll never get a chance to wrestle Father Bonesaw?

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