Tuesday, August 5, 2008

It's A Soy, Mrs. Walker

Science: man's way of reading God's mind. And what does science tell us today? Well, it tells us that God doesn't want vegetarians to reproduce.

Ha! Now that I know soy is bad for you, I don't need to feel guilty about my gluttonous meat-eating ways. Time to celebrate with some bacon-wrapped Hot Pockets!*

*Hot Pockets are the registered trademark of Hot Pockets Inc. and the Hot Pocket Company (HoPoCo)

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