A Conundrum

I'm currently faced with an ethical dilemma. It's not exactly on the level of "do I pull the plug on a vegetative family member"; it's more of a "do I eat the last slice of someone else's birthday cake?" So here's the problem.

I want to root for Team USA basketball. I really do. But there's one enormous obstacle preventing me. And that obstacle is...


On the one hand, I want to support our team...

On the other hand, COACH K!

On the one hand, I know it would make watching the games twice as thrilling...

On the other hand, COACH K!

On the one hand, it'd be a chance to see the NBA's most exciting players in action together...

On the other hand...DID I MENTION COACH K?

You see? This is the most conflicted I've been since I had to choose between the Eagles and the Giants in the NFL playoffs. It's tearing me apart. Send me a sign, Olympic Gods!