Looks like someone needs a refresher course on how 911 works. A Florida man (really, could he be from anywhere else) called the big 9-1-1 to complain that his sub sandwich had no sauce. In my opinion, there are very, very few sub-related situations where calling 911 is warranted. These include--and are limited to:
1) You are choking on a sub
2) Someone is trying to kill you with a sub
3) You ordered the Philly Cheesesteak sub WITHOUT onions, but that KID behind the counter apparently didn't hear you
Otherwise, you have to deal with it the old-fashioned way. Go back to the store, slam the sub down on the counter, and bellow "WHAT ARE YOU BASTARDS TRYING TO DO, KILL ME?" It hasn't failed me yet!
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