Today, we finally have an answer to the age-old question "Are cows secretly trying to destroy the human race?" For years, philosophers have debated it; the greatest minds of Western Civilization have groped for an answer. For years we've wondered.
Now we know. They are trying to kill us. And they won't let death itself stand in their way.
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My grandmother hung me on a hook once...Once.
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