Step aside, Communications. There's a new claimant to the title of "most worthless college major." Students at Melbourne University--home of the Fightin' Melbies--can now major in ufology.
I can imagine the final exam:
Question 1: Are UFOs real? If yes, explain why. If no, explain why the hell you just spent four years of your life studying them.
Question 2: Do you have a favorite UFO sighting? If not, make one up right now and call it in to Fox News.
Question 3: Warf vs. Chewbacca. Discuss.
Question 4: If you were abducted by aliens, would you prefer to be anally probed or implanted with an alien embryo? Please explain, using diagrams wherever possible.
EC: Are you kidding me? Ufology?
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