Tuesday, February 3, 2009

This Blog, Now Coming to You in 3D

In honor of last night's goofy 3-D commercial craze, Will Schultz Productions is proud to present...a list of GOOFY MOVIE GIMMICKS! And yes, Odorama makes the cut.

Here's my idea. It sounds a little crazy, and it is a little crazy, and its not a very good idea, and...I'd better stop this before I talk myself out of it.

Anyway, here's what we do. You attach a squirt gun to the back of each seat. And every time a character gets wet, the gun blasts 'em in the back of the head! Ha ha!

Of course, that sort of limits the application. There are some movies where nobody gets wet at all--the Breakfast Club, for instance, or Schindler's List. In that case, the gun would just be programed to spray at random moments. Yes, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense. But neither did Smell-O-Vision. Look how that turned out!

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