Q: Dear Mr. Wizard, can brains actually melt?
A: Well, Timmy, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is that yes, your brain can indeed melt. The good news is that that's only going to happen if the rest of you is melting as well.
My advice, Timmy? Stay away from kilns, and you should be fine. And watch out for Bunsen burners, too. Those things are damn hot--and damn dangerous. I'm not the first Mr. Wizard, you know.
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