Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The Case of the Secret Closet

When I die--assuming I die, of course, which is a pretty safe assumption--I want to come back as a writer for a British tabloid. First paragraph from this article, about how the new Sherlock Holmes film will portray the super sleuth as a bit...gay:

IT’S shockingly eleMENtary, my queer Watson.

Don't act so surprised. You always knew something was up between those two. Why else would Holmes allow that bumbling medico to tag along on all his adventures? It wasn't just because of his "trusty service revolver." Or then again, maybe it was...nudge nudge, wink wink.

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