From the Files of the Obvious Department

Hey, did you know that when men look at pictures of women in bikinis, they become more sexist? Well, you do now! Its the women in the pictures who are wearing bikinis, and not the men. Though I daresay wearing a bikini would make anyone a little sexist.

The article also includes a few other "Derrrr" worthy scientific discoveries. Among them:

1. Fake orgasms differ from real ones--I think you could insert pretty much any word in the place of "orgasm," and it would still be correct.
2. Binge drinkers are more likely to fall over--They're also more likely to tell you how much they love you, and how they've never felt like this before.
3. The more fit you are, the longer you will live--Uh-oh.