Thursday, February 19, 2009

Don't Pick On Me

From the lesser-known supplement to Bartlett's Quotations, Bartlett's Quotations That Sound Much More Threatening When Said While Holding a Gun:

"Don't underestimate me because I have glasses and I'm fat."

More power to ya, Fatty McFour-Eyes. You've got big shoes to fill, though. The last man to say that and follow through on it was Karl Rove.

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