Saturday, February 28, 2009

The Things They Don't Show You on "Oz"

Man, if only I had one of these "jailhouse litigators" before I did that 10-month sentence for mildly aggravated manslaughter. The article says they offer "a crash course in prison survival." Heck, I could do that, based on what I've cobbled together from watching "Oz" and listening to my roommate watch "Prison Break."

DOs
Do not get raped

DON'Ts
Don't not get raped

That just about covers it. Oh, and DON'T join the Aryan gang if you happen to be a black guy. They just don't mix.

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