Sunday, September 14, 2008

Umbrella-Ella-Ella-Ella

It's time for "Choose Your Own Adventure"!

You're a wealthy fashion restaurateur living in Manhattan. One day, a friend of yours who happens to be a supermodel stops and asks to borrow an umbrella. You freely lend her your very best, top-of-the-line, state-of-the-art umbrella. Unfortunately, when she gives it back you find it's been broken in half. WHAT DO YOU DO?

If you choose to take the loss quietly and uncomplainingly, go back to your normal life and think nothing more of it.

If you choose to angrily sue your friend for $1,000,000...well, good luck with that.

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