Monday, September 1, 2008

Nom de Crime

It might not be in the same league as Machine Gun Kelly, Pretty Boy Floyd, or even the Wet Bandits, but "The Bling Bandit" isn't a half-bad nickname for a criminal.

If I could pick a criminal nickname for myself, I would go for "Stole Billions of Dollars and Never Got Caught" Schultz. That, or "Wet Willie."

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